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It’s back! Canada’s Luckiest Student 2 is now live at http://luckie.st/CLS2TWO.

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Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

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- From Richard Lederer - Crazy English (via cafelocate)

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cualacin0:

this is the best way to think

(via f-a-t-to-f-l-a-t)

those are some pretty boots, i waaaaaant

those are some pretty boots, i waaaaaant

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wow dave franco, good looks sure do run in your family.

wow dave franco, good looks sure do run in your family.

hottguycelebs:

Definition of sex

hottguycelebs:

Definition of sex

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

thisonesforyoouandme:

is it even possible to get that amount of notes?

Holy shit. The notes. I love humanity sometimes.

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

oh wow those notes! Let’s get to 190!

wow, definitely worth the number of notes, but wow

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be mine?

be mine?

truest thing i have ever heard.

truest thing i have ever heard.

lately i’ve been finding the ‘man bun’ incredibly attractive. if you can rock it then chances are you’re a ruggedly handsome hard 10.

lately i’ve been finding the ‘man bun’ incredibly attractive. if you can rock it then chances are you’re a ruggedly handsome hard 10.

my new biggest man crush, Chris Hemsworth.